'I am completely serious when I tell you that dolphin jumped out of the water, did a 360 degree spin, cocked its head, and started laughing. I saw pure, unmistakable joy in that dolphin's eye and it has changed my life.' The Royal Tears went on vacation. The Royal Tears never go on vacation. There is no vacation for the Royal Tears!

S.O.S! The Royal Tears are trapped!!! We're stuck. Civilian life is a demanding mistress. Jobs and moving and broken limbs and mysterious disappearances and episodic television on DVD. S.O.S! Please do your part: Talk to the leg and encourage him to inquire as to the whereabouts of the hand. The foot needs some gentle coaxing, but the hip's just an attention whore. Resurrect the Body!!! That lego model of a Turing machine can wait! Put that short story with incestuous twins on the back burner! Kindly explain to your neighbor that the H.M.S. is a perishable jewel. Take up thy stethoscope and walk!

More tomfoolery will follow shortly.